Tonkshavyam is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, contented duck.

Tonkshavyam created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkshavyam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tonkshavyam, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tonkshavyam's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Tonkshavyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Worship no other gods but Tonkshavyam.

5. Do not covet oxen.