Stanjengig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident camel.

Stanjengig created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanjengig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stanjengig, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Stanjengig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Stanjengig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of carrots to squirrels while wearing fawn shoes.

2. Run away if nine shrews approach from the west.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.