Honpadgub is a god.

It takes the form of a small, bad-tempered wasp.

Honpadgub created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honpadgub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Honpadgub, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Honpadgub's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Honpadgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven horses in a large pit.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.