Flanwathan Padhivfas is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud dragon.

Flanwathan Padhivfas created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanwathan Padhivfas, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flanwathan Padhivfas, it will turn you into a mouse.

Flanwathan Padhivfas' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Flanwathan Padhivfas' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Put Flanwathan Padhivfas first in all things.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.