Tungigtar is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, weak finch.

Tungigtar created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tungigtar, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tungigtar, he will boil you in a big pot.

Tungigtar's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tungigtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near mites while wearing gray hats and balancing six gold spheres on your chest.