Tamquimdum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving spider.

Tamquimdum created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamquimdum, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tamquimdum, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tamquimdum's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tamquimdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tamquimdum's priests.

2. Erect four silver sculptures of Tamquimdum on top of important buildings.

3. Tamquimdum loves eagles, so they must be respected.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tamquimdum.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.