Zedbidtipbudmipguphimont is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, cheerful shark.

Zedbidtipbudmipguphimont created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedbidtipbudmipguphimont, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zedbidtipbudmipguphimont, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zedbidtipbudmipguphimont's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Zedbidtipbudmipguphimont's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near tapirs while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing eight gold spheres on your feet.

5. Fast once a month.