Sogzenjiplist is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, annoying goat.

Sogzenjiplist created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogzenjiplist, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sogzenjiplist, it will boil you in a big pot.

Sogzenjiplist's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Sogzenjiplist's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never feed lots of limes to sharks while wearing purple scarves.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Always look after injured foxes.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.