Flanrotboss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, selfish dolphin.

Flanrotboss created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanrotboss, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flanrotboss, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Flanrotboss' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Flanrotboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Run away if seven nematodes approach from the west.

5. You must never eat corn.