Koparfwon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, capable hydra.

Koparfwon created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Koparfwon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Koparfwon, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Koparfwon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Koparfwon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Koparfwon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not keep nine birds in a large pit.

4. Worship no other gods but Koparfwon.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.