Meglistkar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful pigeon.

Meglistkar created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Meglistkar, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Meglistkar, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Meglistkar's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Meglistkar's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about spacetime.

3. Always wear red.

4. Never feed apples to moths while wearing yellow kilts.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Meglistkar in the centre of the settlement.