Cusscedtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, temperamental gnu.

Cusscedtetti created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusscedtetti, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cusscedtetti, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cusscedtetti's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cusscedtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five ducks approach from the east.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help sick gulls.