Tailzanrull Bondibbud Wipxinton is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, egotistical hyena.

Tailzanrull Bondibbud Wipxinton created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Tailzanrull Bondibbud Wipxinton, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tailzanrull Bondibbud Wipxinton, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tailzanrull Bondibbud Wipxinton's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tailzanrull Bondibbud Wipxinton's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

5. Always help seals in need.