Barnlityarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet warg.

Barnlityarl created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnlityarl, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Barnlityarl, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Barnlityarl's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Barnlityarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Retreat if five dolphins approach from the east.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.