Wegtonlag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent toad.

Wegtonlag created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegtonlag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wegtonlag, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wegtonlag's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Wegtonlag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Always look after injured grasshopers.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near mice while wearing green boots and balancing nine platinum spheres on your hands.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.