Ripgubsug is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking unicorn.

Ripgubsug created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Ripgubsug, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ripgubsug, it will be very unhappy.

Ripgubsug's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Ripgubsug's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight goats approach from the south.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Never think about dark matter near ants while wearing gray jumpers and balancing nine gold spheres on your legs.

5. Never look in ponds.