Bumstafbun is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, cheerful squid.

Bumstafbun created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumstafbun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bumstafbun, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bumstafbun's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bumstafbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not take Bumstafbun's name in vain.