Kingadbog Talcudyik is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, thoughtless dragon.

Kingadbog Talcudyik created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Kingadbog Talcudyik, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kingadbog Talcudyik, he will not care.

Kingadbog Talcudyik's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Kingadbog Talcudyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.