Somflowdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking wren.

Somflowdoss created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somflowdoss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Somflowdoss, she will cry a lot.

Somflowdoss' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Somflowdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick birds.

2. Always treat pigs with great respect.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. You must pray to Somflowdoss three times a day.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.