Tablarpgut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful penguin.

Tablarpgut created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Tablarpgut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tablarpgut, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tablarpgut's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tablarpgut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tablarpgut.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.