Flambum is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing cat.

Flambum created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flambum, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flambum, it will strike you with lightening.

Flambum's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Flambum's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Run away if four seals approach from the north.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.