Vogpombast is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, proud crane.

Vogpombast created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogpombast, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vogpombast, he will send minions to preach to you.

Vogpombast's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Vogpombast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Run away if seven monkeys approach from the east.