Bunsandtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless squid.

Bunsandtarp created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Bunsandtarp, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bunsandtarp, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bunsandtarp's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bunsandtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Bunsandtarp in the centre of the settlement.

2. Hide from black squirrels for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.