Jabbidfom Taggubfidgudgatpitfum
is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, unselfish
lizard
.
Jabbidfom Taggubfidgudgatpitfum
created dark matter eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Jabbidfom Taggubfidgudgatpitfum
, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Jabbidfom Taggubfidgudgatpitfum
, he will turn you into a rock.
Jabbidfom Taggubfidgudgatpitfum's
most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Jabbidfom Taggubfidgudgatpitfum's Holy Commandments
1. Do not shave your arms.
2. Hide if six mice approach from the north.
3. Never chant near horses.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jabbidfom Taggubfidgudgatpitfum.
5. Do not chop down trees.
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