Mittarham is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate warg.

Mittarham created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mittarham, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mittarham, it will cry a lot.

Mittarham's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mittarham's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Do not hurt dogs.

5. Always treat snails with great respect.