Vaggubhud Danwabdub is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, sapient swan.

Vaggubhud Danwabdub created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vaggubhud Danwabdub, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vaggubhud Danwabdub, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vaggubhud Danwabdub's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Vaggubhud Danwabdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never wear blue jumpers.

5. You must love Vaggubhud Danwabdub.