Jadstragquillgidyok Ratfagfab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive naga.

Jadstragquillgidyok Ratfagfab created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadstragquillgidyok Ratfagfab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jadstragquillgidyok Ratfagfab, it will torture you forever.

Jadstragquillgidyok Ratfagfab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Jadstragquillgidyok Ratfagfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Never feed bread to badgers while wearing trousers.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always help mice in need.