Budfatfen Dincidhakratstigpad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful guinea pig.

Budfatfen Dincidhakratstigpad created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budfatfen Dincidhakratstigpad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Budfatfen Dincidhakratstigpad, she will turn you into a puffin.

Budfatfen Dincidhakratstigpad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Budfatfen Dincidhakratstigpad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine mice approach from the north.

2. You must love Budfatfen Dincidhakratstigpad.

3. Ants are not to be trusted.

4. Never feed lots of figs to aardvarks while wearing green trousers.

5. Worship no other gods but Budfatfen Dincidhakratstigpad.