Dapnurtbugjatbesshimpog is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, generous seal.

Dapnurtbugjatbesshimpog created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapnurtbugjatbesshimpog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dapnurtbugjatbesshimpog, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dapnurtbugjatbesshimpog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dapnurtbugjatbesshimpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Hide from blue gulls for they are unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dapnurtbugjatbesshimpog.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.