Wodcumbig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast dingo.

Wodcumbig created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodcumbig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wodcumbig, he will turn you into a slug.

Wodcumbig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Wodcumbig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Wodcumbig on top of all buildings.

3. Do not keep seven bats in a large pit.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.