Cuddinnak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive crab.

Cuddinnak created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cuddinnak, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cuddinnak, he will turn you into a mole.

Cuddinnak's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cuddinnak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the south.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Always help sick doves.

4. Never run near dogs.

5. Hide if three aardvarks approach from the west.