Cuddinnak is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive
crab.
Cuddinnak created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cuddinnak, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Cuddinnak, he will turn you into a mole.
Cuddinnak's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Cuddinnak's Holy Commandments1. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the south.
2. Never talk about moons.
3. Always help sick doves.
4. Never run near dogs.
5. Hide if three aardvarks approach from the west.