Loggepdadcibkarpan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, almighty dingo.

Loggepdadcibkarpan created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Loggepdadcibkarpan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Loggepdadcibkarpan, it will cry a lot.

Loggepdadcibkarpan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Loggepdadcibkarpan's Holy Commandments

1. Loggepdadcibkarpan loves geese, so they must be respected.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Loggepdadcibkarpan loves rats, so they must be honoured.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always look after injured mites.