Fabbellmeg is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind
yak.
Fabbellmeg created energy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fabbellmeg, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Fabbellmeg, she will turn you into a tree.
Fabbellmeg's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Fabbellmeg's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about gravity near doves while wearing orange shirts.
2. Never wear gray coats.
3. Retreat if six seals approach from the east.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.