Arnjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unfair giraffe.

Arnjarn created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Arnjarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arnjarn, it will manifest in front of you.

Arnjarn's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Arnjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near seals while wearing yellow shorts and balancing eight lead spheres on your legs.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

4. Hide if four geese approach from the south.

5. Worship no other gods but Arnjarn.