Dudflapfod is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, benevolent wyrm.

Dudflapfod created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudflapfod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dudflapfod, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dudflapfod's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dudflapfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Retreat if nine nematodes approach from the east.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always obey Dudflapfod's priests.

5. Do not chop down trees.