Legsid is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, clever grasshopper.

Legsid created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Legsid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Legsid, it will manifest in front of you.

Legsid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Legsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins.

2. Never paint your neck black.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Legsid loves mites, so they must be respected.