Bissrothig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless salamander.

Bissrothig created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Bissrothig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bissrothig, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bissrothig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bissrothig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not kill sharks.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Bissrothig in the centre of the settlement.