Nutthublist is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, slow deer.

Nutthublist created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutthublist, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nutthublist, it will be very unhappy.

Nutthublist's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nutthublist's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not take Nutthublist's name in vain.

4. Do not keep five horses in a large pit.

5. Run away if seven sheep approach from the south.