Liphonyarl is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic
beaver.
Liphonyarl created a quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Liphonyarl, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Liphonyarl, he will torture you forever.
Liphonyarl's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Liphonyarl's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Do not run in public.
3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
5. Always obey Liphonyarl's priests.