Dabbastgub is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive dryad.

Dabbastgub created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabbastgub, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dabbastgub, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Dabbastgub's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Dabbastgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six great tits in a large pit.

2. Always obey Dabbastgub's priests.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always take life seriously.