Dudwadpark is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, merciless
manatee.
Dudwadpark created Europe three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dudwadpark, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dudwadpark, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Dudwadpark's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Dudwadpark's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Never go into blue rooms.
4. Retreat if eight nematodes approach from the west.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.