Tamhigarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, tranquil dragon.

Tamhigarn created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Tamhigarn, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tamhigarn, she will turn you into a hamster.

Tamhigarn's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tamhigarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect six silicon sculptures of Tamhigarn on top of important buildings.

5. Never sing in holy places.