Yattstafflat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive octopus.

Yattstafflat created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattstafflat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yattstafflat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yattstafflat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Yattstafflat's Holy Commandments

1. Yattstafflat loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

3. Put Yattstafflat first in all things.

4. You must love Yattstafflat.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.