Mapbonjon is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, confident
naga.
Mapbonjon created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mapbonjon, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Mapbonjon, it will destroy your favourite star.
Mapbonjon's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Mapbonjon's Holy Commandments1. Do not skip in public.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Always help sick grasshopers.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Mapbonjon loves bats, so they must be respected.