Podhogbom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever pig.

Podhogbom created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Podhogbom, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Podhogbom, it will turn you into a slug.

Podhogbom's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Podhogbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat badgers with great respect.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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