Limmotdib Spagdadyatt Lindussfon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, slow centipede.

Limmotdib Spagdadyatt Lindussfon created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limmotdib Spagdadyatt Lindussfon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Limmotdib Spagdadyatt Lindussfon, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Limmotdib Spagdadyatt Lindussfon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Limmotdib Spagdadyatt Lindussfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Limmotdib Spagdadyatt Lindussfon.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.