Madbigvad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful gnu.

Madbigvad created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madbigvad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Madbigvad, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Madbigvad's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Madbigvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Madbigvad.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Pray towards the north.