Butjen is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful dingo.

Butjen created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butjen, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Butjen, she will turn you into a rock.

Butjen's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Butjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must love Butjen.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not stand on grass.