Zograpgat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, impressive chicken.

Zograpgat created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zograpgat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zograpgat, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zograpgat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Zograpgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zograpgat's name in vain.

2. Run away from brown sharks, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Fast once a month.