Megbembon is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous human.

Megbembon created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megbembon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Megbembon, it will turn you into a rat.

Megbembon's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Megbembon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Megbembon.

4. Never mention swans.

5. Do not chop down trees.