Megbembon is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous
human.
Megbembon created Africa nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Megbembon, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Megbembon, it will turn you into a rat.
Megbembon's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Megbembon's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Megbembon.
4. Never mention swans.
5. Do not chop down trees.